After my girl interviewed me, I decided to interview the kitten I raised with my girl. Spot was very cooperative. I wasn’t surprised by his responses as he has grown up with me and has always adored me and looked up to me.

Sir Socks (SS): Do you mind that I included you in my book?

Spot: No, I’m glad you included me. I’ve known you my whole life. Why wouldn’t I be in your book? I thought I was an important person in your life.

SS: You are an important person in my life. So is my girl that you believe is your mama.

Spot: I love mama.

SS: I know. Did you know she’s human?

Spot: What? I thought mama was a cat like I am!

SS: Uh, she is an honorary cat as far as I’m concerned.

Spot: Good.

SS: So, what’s wrong?

Spot: I’ve told mama she shouldn’t stand under running water, but she still does it. I also don’t know what’s happened to her hair.

SS: She stands under running water to bathe. Her tongue isn’t like ours and her saliva doesn’t have the cleaning power ours does. Her hair can be cut and let to grow out to different lengths. It’s not like our fur which stays the same length all the time no matter how much new growth we have.

Spot: Oh. So, both are okay for her?

SS: Yes. (pause) Would you ever want to be a bigger part of my magazine someday?

Spot: I don’t know yet. I like the idea and especially that you and mama work on it. I do like how it supports animal charities around the world who need the support. I know I’ve been in the magazine because I’m a part of your book. I do know mama has written about me too.

SS: So, that’s a maybe?

Spot: Yes, I might join later on.

That was all I asked him. I might interview him again later on. I still don’t quite understand why he thinks my girl is a cat. It’s probably because she bottle fed him when he was a kitten. Yet, when he was that young, he stole my crunchies too. He was too much for me until he grew up and calmed down.