So who is the dashingly handsome Emperor Julius? Want to find out a little more about him before he begins updating the magazine with monthly news from his realm? Read on!
Official name: Julius Augustulus, Emperor of the World
Age: 3.5 years
Breed: domestic shorthair (although he would prefer “domestic tiger”)
Birthplace: on a farm somewhere in mid-Missouri
Favorite foods: Purina brand anything, caramel, and banana cream pie yogurt
Favorite toys: string and sparkly fuzzy balls
Favorite game: chasing string around the kitchen
Favorite past times: stealing things out of trash cans, drinking out of the toilet, and snuggling with humans (not necessarily in that order, but sometimes)
Dislikes: not being fed on time, not being allowed in the trashcans
Best trait: extremely loving
Worst trait: no appreciation for “quiet hours” when the humans want to sleep
Murder tally: two mugs, three vases, one glass thermometer, countless pieces of paper, and maybe one cricket
Life goals: to eventually infiltrate the pantry where his food is kept
Sir Socks Le Chat 
Aweeee
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